bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

(via pitchblackglow)

(Source: guitarslob)

(Source: runwiththebeat, via weedgasms)

stillwatersofconsciousness:

radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool

(via sluttyoliveoil)

ashypussy:

stop unfollowing me you’re making me fat

(Source: t0xemia, via stoners-charm)

(Source: trrealwwil, via nickijuana)

(Source: necromaniiac, via mrgremlintv)

chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

(via justfloopthepig)

paging-doctorfaggot:

MY DAD PUT A WINDOW FAN IN MY ROOM SO NOW MY ROOM ISN’T HOTTER THAN MY COMPUTER

(via methmetal)

(Source: kellymagovern, via lennonloves)