If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
(via pitchblackglow)
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
(via sluttyoliveoil)
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
(via justfloopthepig)
MY DAD PUT A WINDOW FAN IN MY ROOM SO NOW MY ROOM ISN’T HOTTER THAN MY COMPUTER










